Tucker Max is one of the funniest writers on the Internet. The man lives a life of booze, drugs and women. Not surprisingly MTV in its continued effort to turn 14 year olds into substance dependent sex addicts (and there’s nothing wrong with that) has picked up on Tucker’s efforts and turned him […]

I enjoy sports and I enjoy a good piss, some genius decided to combine the two into World Cup Urinal Soccer. Genius!

Lets face it, SNL has sucked for a long time. That said this is the best thing they have put out in a long time.
No suprise that they got Adam Samberg from the internet

The thing I love about capitalism is that no matter how strong the taboo, if there is money to be made someone will ignore it. Today is another win for the market economy as Phillips has introduced the Bodygroom. Now its cool that they introduced a trimmer specifically for your pubes, but to […]

Congress, having solved all other problems, decided to throw some red meat to their base and up the penalty for saying fuck from $32,500 to $325,00. All I have to say is FUCK THAT! This is America damn it! Home of George Carlin, the man who popularized the many uses of fuck. I […]

The thing I enjoy about Kung Fu films made in East Asia is that they don’t rely on computer graphics to pull of their stunts. Rather they rely on the insanity of their actors to perform stunts in insanely dangerous situation. For example in Jackie Chan’s Supercop he’s fighting on a moving train. […]

“Scientists”, if you want to call them that, organized the first ever all ant world cup. Apparently they used pansy ants though because despite changing the ants pheromones in order to make the two teams see each other as enemies there are no pictures of Ant v. Ant carnage. In typical soccer fashion […]

If they put me in charge of Partnership for a Drug Free America…well, there would be a scandal because I’d be hitting the bong during my press conference with President GeeDub. But before the religious right’s horde showed up at my office I’d change their god awful advertisements.
We’ve all seen the ad […]

We all know that Garfield sucks and is an abomination on the comics page. I always assumed that at one point it must have been funny. Right? How else would it have gotten to be in every fucking paper in America?
I was completely and utterly wrong. Jim Davis shot his comidic […]