Any football fan has seen the ads promoting the Bring an NFL Player to School contest in which kids can write in about why an NFL player should come to thier school. Well in true college fashion, someone wrote in requesting that Kyle Orton, the third string QB for the bears, come to thier college and “drink a ton of beer and get completely obliterated.” Brilliant! Naturally the NFL having no sense of humor wrote back saying “your specific request is against all the moral values for which the NFL stands.” Meanwhile bring on the beer ads and the cheerleaders!