Reminds me of my old potato gun but with beer!

Norm McDonald is one of the best on the spot comedians out there. I’m filing this under booze because I’m convinced he’s always drunk.

Wow, not a big Steve-O fan but its always fun to watch drunk celebrities. Also why does Steve-O sound like a 40 year old chain smoking cafeteria lady?

Hooray for Global Warming! Brewers in Greenland are making a beer using the melted water from artic glaciers. This is making lemon aid out of lemons, or perhaps a more apt metaphor would be making ambrosia out of the slow death cry of the world. So Hooray for beer!

Normally fox news is garbage when it comes to reporting actual news but this is useful! It’s a guide to buying cheap booze. Normally I’d just tell you to go buy whatever your local bums are drinking (The latest bum trend is 40oz of OE). This article is all about buying booze […]

Tucker Max is one of the funniest writers on the Internet. The man lives a life of booze, drugs and women. Not surprisingly MTV in its continued effort to turn 14 year olds into substance dependent sex addicts (and there’s nothing wrong with that) has picked up on Tucker’s efforts and turned him […]

I enjoy sports and I enjoy a good piss, some genius decided to combine the two into World Cup Urinal Soccer. Genius!

Everyone loves alcohol, and everyone loves monkeys so it should be no surprise that scientist, being the geniuses that they are, decided to conduct a study in which they gave monkeys alcohol and observed their behavior. According to one scientist “It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, […]

So you got jokes, but do ya’ got pics? The newly launched College Sucks is looking for all you drunk, lazy, and stoned motherfuckers who know that college is nothing but one big fucking party, am I right?. Around here we rock our with our cock out and in the future we’ll show you how […]