When the fuck did Paris Hilton become a musician? I’m fine with her being famous; rich people are more important than us. I’m fine with her being a slut; I like those. Hell I’m fine with her hocking burgers and fries for Carls Jr. But god damn, don’t subject us to your attempts at creating art.

I guess I shouldn’t be that suprised given the state of music today. But how can the RIAA expect us not to steal music when the pump out shit like this. It looks like a really bad Victoria’s Secret commercial combined with something Mariah Carey would do. I feel bad for the random guy in the video who’s crowning achievement will have been being an extra in Paris Hilton’s abomination. Hopefully he got laid as a bonus.